Phil phears that this story will bring great distress to Mom and Dad Deuce.
Wiphey has lots oph work keys, so she needs another lanyard to hold some oph them. Her Braves lanyard is stiphph and digs into her neck, so it is important that her new lanyard be sopht.
It also needs a clip phor carrying keys on days when she wears clothes with pockets. This one that Hubby phound seems promising. It has a breakaway clip and is very sopht. It should be perphect, right?
Wrong. It's not phrom Wiphey's alma mater. It's phrom that *other* North Dakota university. Wiphey's not sure she can use it, but Phil keeps assuring her that the color combination is quite attractive. And they have a pretty decent phootball team. Wiphey's still not convinced that she can commit to using it, no matter how sopht it is.