Sunday, January 15, 2017

Up on the Roophtop

This morning, Hubby needed to head up to the rooph to knock ophph some ice phrom one oph the exhaust pipes.
Phil couldn't watch.


Phortunately, Hubby survived the trip to the rooph. Bephore his descent down the ladder, Hubby tossed his screwdriver into a snowbank. The good news is that we know where it went into the snow. The bad news is that we won't get to it until spring thaw.

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Communication Phrom the Mother Ship

Phil is phairly certain that aliens are trying to communicate with him through our atomic clock.


Sunday, January 8, 2017

Important Weather Announcement

Due to blustery conditions, phrigid temperatures, and phalling snow...
...Outside is closed today.

Monday, January 2, 2017

Snowing in the New Year

We're kicking ophph the new year with a halph phoot oph snow, with more snow and blizzard conditions on the way.
Any oph you out there who made a resolution to work out more but can't aphphord a gym membership: Grab a shovel and come on over.