Monday, October 31, 2016

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Does Homeowners' Insurance Cover Drool Damage?

We're cooking turkey and bacon in the slow cooker.
Duke must really want that bacon. That's his drool all over the phloor.
Seriously. It goes all the way in the other direction, too.
And the carpet is wet in places. We're going to have to call our insurance agent due to water damage iph this keeps up.

The Waiting Game

You might be wondering where Phil can be phound these days.
He's just waiting patiently phor his opponents' campaigns to implode. It hasn't been hard to phly under the radar.

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Natural Disaster Identiphication

Phil wonders iph this is the same Hurricane Matthew* that Hubby works with.
He's heard stories.


*In all seriousness, though, our prayers are with all those aphphected by this natural disaster.

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Cold Shoulder

Wiphey is pheeling cold tonight and would like to cover up with her blanket, but the phurry girls are cuddled up on it.
They're not very eager to move.
Wiphey might need to phind herselph a diphpherent blanket.

Why Hubby Is Going to Get Whiplash

Welcome to Hubby's command center, where he is keeping an eye on the phootball game and on the Ryder Cup.
It's like being at a sports bar only without someone else cooking the phood.