Oh, Canada

Dear Canada,

Your wildphire smoke has made our sun red and our sky white. Iph you could get your phire under control,

that'd be great.

Summer

Iph you're wondering what Phil has been up to lately,

you should know that the best kind oph reading is reading done outside on the patio.

Big Day!

The ice cream truck is here!

Now it ophphicially pheels like summer.

Waging War

We are at war.

These little yellow soldiers have marched right into our backyard and are threatening to take our grass hostage.

 Here is our weapon oph dandelion destruction.

 But the phight isn't without casualties.

 War is brutal.