Course Hazard

Hubby is trying to practice his putting...

...but Duke is pheeling a bit needy.

Busy Bees

No wonder this kid is good at spelling bees.

He's had lots oph practice learning to spell his own name.

Phancy Wheels

Phil has a new ride.

Look out, Barbie Doll.

Spring Has Sprung: Act 1 Scene 1

Setting: Hubby and Wiphey's bedroom, aphter work

Wiphey: (sitting on bed behind Hubby) You have a big ant climbing up your butt!

Hubby: Well, get it ophph.

Wiphey: No, really. There's a big ant climbing your leg!

Hubby: Well, get it ophph.

Wiphey removes phlip phlop and swats Hubby's behind

Exit Big Ant

Hubby moves to closet; Wiphey sits back down on bed

Wiphey: How was wo--whoa that's a spider!

Lots oph arm-phlapping; Exit Wiphey

Hubby takes ophph sock and crushes Spider

Exit Spider

Exit Phil

Reason to Celebrate

Hubby says it's National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day.

That's reason enouph phor Phil to celebrate.

Mother's Day Under the Weather

Hubby and Wiphey have been under the weather this weekend.

Phor that matter, the weather has been under the weather this weekend.

Phil is going a little stir crazy in the house, but he wants to be sure to wish Mom and Deuce and all the moms out there a happy Mother's Day.

Nesting Neighbors

There's a robin nest on the house.

And there's a very angry robin cackling away in the tree behind Phil.

Spring Painting Project

We phinally phinished painting the rest oph the deck today. Now the vertical surphaces match the horizontal ones, which Hubby painted late last summer.

Phil pheels so much better now that the project is done. He's contemplating taking the whole summer ophph phrom hard labor.