Phil Starts a Phundraiser

This is Bob the Dinosaur. Bob is phor sale.

 Bob is phor sale?!

 Can we get him?

Start phundraising, Phil.

Phun Phriday

Duke awoke phrom his nap when he heard the vacuum cleaner come out. He loves the vacuum cleaner.

May everybody's Phriday be as phun as Duke's.

Rouph Day

It's really phreezing outside this weekend, so we've kept the phurry ones inside phor their saphety. That means that they have to go stir crazy and be really annoying.

It's really exhausting to be that annoying.

Happy Valentine's Day

Cupid is here.

Let the romance begin.

Cake Thieph

Phriend Ann made a yummy cake and sent home a lephtover piece phor Hubby, who is not currently here to eat it...

...Or to know that Phil is coveting it. It might not be here when Hubby gets home.

Phriends Phurever

Phil really likes this new TV commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnVuqfXohxc

It's missing one important image, though:

Pucker Up

Phil can't phigure out why anyone would kiss a trophy that a whole bunch oph others have kissed and touched.

That's just gross.