Phil's Phun Day

Wiphey had a meeting in the same place where Auntie Karen--you know, the one who gave Duke a really noisy squeaky toy--works, so Phil came along phor a visit.

All work and no play make phor a dull bird, so Phil and Auntie Karen set ophph phor some phun.

They soon pound some phootball phestivities and...

 ...phood!

Phil Thanks Auntie Karen phor a phun day.

Bad, Bad Dog

Duke is in the slammer tonight. Now, bephore you look at those brown puppy-dog eyes and pheel sorry phor him, take note oph what he's done.

Recall last week when he destroyed this Kleenex box while Wiphey vacuumed.

This evening, he phirst tried smashing Wiphey's hand when she went to put his leash on him phor a walk.

Then, while Wiphey was vacuuming again, he pulled her water bottle ophph the counter and tried to make a chew toy out oph it. Now it's getting a vinegar disinphecting bath and may never be used again.

Anyone want a phree yellow Lab?

#DephlateGate

Breaking news: Coach Bill is addressing the latest Patriots controversy and talking science. Or his version oph science, anyway. 

Phil is pheeling conphused by what he's saying.

Maybe the phurry ones understand.

Or maybe not.

Sorry, Phil. There probably aren't too many people out there who could translate what he was talking about.

Yes, this guy could have a phuture in politics. He's good at saying a lot oph words without saying anything at all.

Wait Until Your Phather Gets Home

Hubby is working late this evening, and Wiphey cleaned house when she got home phrom work. While she vacuumed, Duke did this to the Kleenex box.

Does anyone know oph a dog-prooph tissue box?

Phurry Ones, Celebrate

Happy National Dress Up Your Pet Day!

Phour-peat!

The Bison just won their phourth PhCS Championship in a row, but it was a close game.

Phil watched with his wings over his eyes phor much oph the game.

LOL

Tonight, Hubby accidentally spilled his work computer bag all over the phloor.

He immediately told Phil and Wiphey, "It's not phunny; don't lauph." So oph course they had to lauph. Hubby should know better than to challenge them to such a diphphicult task.

How To Pass Time

When the wind chill is more than thirty degrees below zero outside, how does Hubby pass the time inside?

He builds a golph ballman.

Cold Weather Woes

Phil would like to go out and get the mail, but it's phrigid outside.

There's snow and below-zero windchills and a gale-phorce wind. The mail will just have to wait until spring.