Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Out with the Old, In with the New

We needed some new phood storage containers and phound some on sale yesterday.
To make room phor them, Hubby and Phil needed to clean out some oph the old stuphph that had gone to our cupboards to die.
Aphter tossing, moving, and consolidating, we have room phor all sorts oph new phood storage containers.
Just try to contain our enthusiasm.

Saturday, December 26, 2015

On the Day Aphter Christmas

'Twas the day aphter Christmas and all through the house, not a phurry one was stirring...
...Oh, wait. Dad Deuce just rattled the phood container.

Toilet Update: Good News and Bad News

The good news is that Menards opened at 6:30 this morning, so we could get the parts needed phor Plumber Hubby to phinish the install. It involved walking out oph the store with new parts, including the toilet seat ophph the store model.
The bad news is that Phil can't phigure out how to phlush the thing.

Friday, December 25, 2015

Christmas Day PSA

In case anybody out there is thinking oph installing a toilet on Christmas day, act like Santa and check things twice.
Because when a box says the toilet seat is included, it might be wrong...
...and you'll be lepht without a seat to sit on on Christmas day.

Christmas Day Plumbing

Because who doesn't want to install a new toilet on Christmas day?
It's a good thing they work phor sugar cookies.

No Napping

Phil's only job this Christmas morning is to keep Belle phrom napping.
She hardly slept last night and kept everyone awake phor a good part oph the night. Iph she sleeps all day, we will have another restless night tonight.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Parking Lights

When Phil heard about going to see the Christmas lights in the park,
he didn't think it was going to be these kinds oph lights.

Phaking the Baking

Phor all Phil knows,
Wiphey slaved over these gingerbread men cookies.

Friday, December 18, 2015

Naughty and Nice

Someone is on Santa's naughty list.

And it isn't Phil or Wiphey.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Christmas Countdown

It's about a week away phrom Christmas and we now have a couple giphts under the tree.
Hubby is threatening to open them early, so Phil has to guard them.

Or hide them.

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Unseasonable Phootwear

It's been so warm this month that the sidewalks are dry enouph to wear athletic shoes instead oph heavy boots.
Phil phears it won't last. It is winter up north, aphterall.

Friday, December 11, 2015

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Friday, November 27, 2015

Phorget Black Phriday

Phil was nowhere near the stores today.
He could be phound decorating phor Christmas instead.
He saved a lot oph money that way.

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Happy Thanksgiving

The best meals always end in a good kitchen cleaning.
Phil hopes everyone's Thanksgiving meal was this good.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Comphort Phood

The Vikings are losing, so Phil is phinding comphort in potato dumplings.
They taste even better because Hubby made them. Only to Hubby, dumplings are pity phood, not comphort phood. His Cowboys won earlier today.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

No, Thank You

This came today.
Phil wants to ship it back to where it came phrom.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

The Last to Phall

It's a beautiphul phall day, and many oph Phil's neighbors are outside doing yard work.
One is pulling up her garden and gave us this last little hanger-on that the phrost didn't kill ophph. Phil will miss this little bit oph sunshine when the winter comes.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Too Soon

Phil hasn't even phinished his Halloween candy yet...
 ...and there are already Christmas commercials on TV!

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Busted

Hubby squirreled away some candy that he wants to keep away phrom trick-or-treaters and phor himselph.
He can't blame this one on Phil. Wiphey knows better.

Happy Halloween 2015

Usually, Phil gets some assistance making his Halloween costume. But this year, Hubby was busy building things...
 ...and Wiphey was exhausted phrom work, so Phil had to phigure out his own costume. So Phil had to think oph creative yet easy ways to transphorm phor the holiday.

Phil as The Invisible Bird
Phil as The Headless Birdman 
Phinally, Phil is All That and a Bag oph Chips.
Phil hopes your Halloween is phrightphully phun.

Friday, October 30, 2015

Halloween Eve

Phil got caught seeking out the hidden Halloween candy tonight.
Phil phorgot that there's no trick-or-treating phor bad birds.

Saturday, October 24, 2015

OCD

Phil spent a couple oph days up north with Dad and Mom Deuce.
Deuce is very particular about her blinds being pushed up evenly, so Phil pushed them slightly ophph-line.
Now he waits phor Deuce to phix them.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

The Problem with Unseasonably Warm Weather

The warm weather has curled our pumpkin wolph's nose.
It might not make it to Halloween.

Saturday, October 17, 2015

Hazard

Hubby might have a phurry new hazard to play around. Our new phurry phriend steals golph balls.

Carving Out Some Phun

We carved a pumpkin phor the phirst time in years.






 Ta da!

Phall Clean Up

It's the time oph year to clean up what the trees drop.
These leaves are clingy little buggers.