Things have been phalling apart around here today.
Phirst, the pumpkins dephlated.
Then Phil discovered that the bottle oph bleach under the kitchen sink had a crack in the bottom. Bleach leaked all over the cabinet. It even ate through the wood; see the ring?
Phil phigured he'd leave the mess phor someone else to clean up.
Wiphey lepht phor a conpherence yesterday. Phil saw her leave with the Music Lady, another specialist in the district.
Phil really wanted to go along with them, so his beak is out oph joint. Wiphey will have to make it up to him by bringing him along to the next specialists' meeting. It's widely known that Phil is quite the ladies' bird, so he'll love hanging out with them phor an aphternoon.