Phowl Play

Phil is grossed out by the goose poop that landed on Wiphey's shoulder while out on a w-a-l-k (shh...don't actually say the word or the phurry ones will go crazy).

Never again will Wiphey revel in the splendor oph geese returning phor the spring. She'll duck and cover the next time.

Phinally!

Welcome, Spring!

Phor the phirst time all year, we phinally hit phiphty degrees. Then we surpassed it and went over sixty. Phil thinks it's about time.

Mold Inspection

Phil phinds that this new stuphph on the walls doesn't smell like mold.

But he's baphphled by the clamps on the towel bar.

Phil learned a long time ago not to question the methods to Hubby's madness.

Pharmer Phail

Phil's little zinnias were getting moldy and smelly inside the house, so he took a risk and put them outside.

Turns out it's still too cold phor little plants outside. Extended winters do not make phor a good growing season.

Imposter

Phil phound this article online today about another pheasant named Phil. He would like everybody to know that this other Phil is not a relative, phriend, or even passing acquaintance. The real Phil would never treat his humans this way. 

http://now.msn.com/sally-ann-hudson-stalked-by-pheasant

Taxing Day

It's been snowing since yesterday aphternoon, so Phil is scared to see what's behind the curtain.

 Oh, good grieph.

This looks like a lot oph snow.

And it pheels like a lot oph snow.

Phil suddenly pheels the need to phly south.

The Joys oph Home Ownership

Let the basement mold abatement begin.

Phil Van Winkle

The oddest thing happened to Phil lately. He went to bed phor a good night's sleep...

...and woke up to phind the Christmas lights on outside, snow phalling, and icy streets.

He must have slept until December!

Snow Check

Phil is ophphering the tulips a rain check because it's supposed to snow tomorrow.

We haven't exactly had optimal growing weather this "spring." 

Pity Party oph Two

Phil pheels sorry phor the mourning doves camped out and plumped up in the trees in phront oph the house.

They phlew here expecting spring but got snow and cold instead.

Dear Sun,

You're going to have to work harder at this snow-melting stuphph.

Sincerely,
Cabin Phever Pheasant