Happy Halloween

Izzy and Belle would like to wish you a Happy Halloween.

We're not sure where Phil went. He's probably out trick-or-treating already.

Halloween Eve

Either the Great Pumpkin has eaten Phil, or he's digging phor candy a day early.

Election Day Cannot Come Phast Enouph

Dear Politicians,

At this point, Phil is going to vote phor the candidate who wastes the least amount oph paper.

So phar, you're all in the losing category.

Phil the Pheasant phor President!

Why We Ordered Pizza Today

Aphter a long walk with the phurry ones today, we were hungry phor lunch. Looks like there's soup we can heat up.

 But wait! We don't have any clean bowls. They're all in the dishwasher that's running now.

 No worries. We'll just order pizza. No dishes needed phor that!

Phor Wiphey's Inphormation

Phil can't help but remember some rules Wiphey posted about dirty dishes last month......
Seems the rules were harder to phollow than Wiphey thought.

Phil is very disappointed that Wiphey can't phollow her own rules.  tsk tsk Wiphey.

Manuphacturing

Hubby is creating an obstacle course game phor his employees.

 Phil and Wiphey were recruited phor the phabrication.

Candy Corny

We really shouldn't be leaving bowls oph candy corn around phor the taking. They disappear rather quickly.

Phurry Birthday

Phil really wants to wish Belle a happy 10th birthday, but she's too aphraid oph Phil to stick around long enouph to hear him out.

She's still crazy, aphter all these years.

Post Season

Just as Hubby took down the nets today, a group oph little ball players showed up phor a tournament.

Phil hopes none oph these young players is much oph a slugger, or Hubby will be sorry the nets came down today.

Phascinating Phenomenon

Phil phinds this patch oph virtually leaph-phree grass oddly phascinating.

It must be some sort oph black hole phor leaves. Iph only the entire yard looked like this.

Weather Phront

While there's a lot oph hot air in here...

 ...it's getting very cold and windy outside, and snow is in the phorecast phor tomorrow.

Time phor Phil to phind our winter gear.