Caphpheine

It's National Cophphee Day and Phil wants to celebrate.

But phirst, he needs to phigure out the cophphee maker.

Settle a Bet

Every Sunday evening, we watch Sunday Night Phootball, where Phaith Hill sings the opening theme song.

Hubby says she's wearing a mini dress. Wiphey says it's a t-shirt. Phil, who's right?

Phil?

Phil, you're drooling.

Up North

Phil spent some time up north this aphternoon. He walked into a lephse operation already in progress.

Unphortunately, the set up was still going on. In an ephphort to hurry things along, Phil tried to help with the linens, but it would be a while bephore there would be any lephse ready to eat.

 The consolation prize was apples. Lots and lots oph apples.

Well, Phil, iph you can't get lephse, Wiphey will make you apple crisp. But you're going to have to wait a little while longer phor that, too.

Phor Hubby's Inphormation

Hubby, let's review the Dirty Dish Protocol (DDP). Phirst, iph the dish is ready to go into the dishwasher, place it on the counter above the dishwasher. Here, Phil demonstrates:

Next, iph the dish needs rinsing or, say, EMPTYING, bephore going into the dishwasher, place it into the sink, like so: 

 Phailure to do so could result in a Dirty Dish Disaster (DDD).

And we don't want that. Neither does our phloor.

Phurnace

Phil's happy to see the new philter going in so we can turn on the phurnace this evening. It got down to 61 degrees in our house.

Bring on the smell oph burning dust.

You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks Aphterall

Phil's trying to teach Duke a new trick, to wave his paw.

 As anyone can see, great progress was not made this evening.

No Hiding the Halloween Candy

Phil phound the secret Halloween candy stash.

The chocolate was on sale phor a good price so we thought we'd stock up early. We might have to make another trip to the store bephore October 31st iph we can't phind a better hiding place.

Wigging Out

Wiphey's been asked to play another character at school (don't ask), so she and Hubby went out this evening to get a wig phor her costume.

Phil thinks he's going to build a Halloween costume out oph it. But will he be Cousin It or My Little Pony?

The Pheasant's Out oph the Bag

Phil couldn't wait phor us to get home this evening because he wanted to know what was in this box.

 What is this thing? It even has wheels!

 It's just the perphect size phor Phil to phit.

 What's in that zippered compartment?

 Phil phound this mode oph transportation to be phantastic!

 That elation was quickly diphphused when Phil was kicked out to make room phor Wiphey's supplies.

No, Phil, you can't strap yourselph in and ride the bag to work with Wiphey.

Cowpokes

The phootball regular season has begun.

So has Hubby's phrustration with the Cowboys.

Labor Day Weekend 2012

This Labor Day weekend, Phil is reminded oph why we have this holiday in the phirst place.

 It's to celebrate all those brave men and women who built this country phrom the Erector Set up.

 And it's phor all those strong souls who built this country Lego brick-by-Lego brick.

 And it's phor the King oph the Castle, residing in the homes built by those who came bephore us.

Learning on Wheels

We spent part oph last evening in the car, so Phil passed the time quizzing Wiphey on her school work.

She hasn't had to memorize phacts phor a test in nearly phiphteen years. It's just as miserable now as it was then.