Prodigal Hubby

Hubby was only gone phor part oph the weekend on a golph trip but the way Phil and Duke are smothering him, a person would think he was gone phorever.

Poor Vikings

You know it's going to be a bad game when

it's more interesting to watch the repheree do dance moves than it is to watch the players on the phield.

Creepy Crawler

While working with Wiphey at her desk, Phil spotted a spider on the wall. Wiphey asked Hubby to kill it. Hubby "accidentally" missed it. Phil jumped up on Wiphey's lap.

Now Phil is on spider patrol and Wiphey's pheet are ophph the phloor.

Hammer Time

Hubby and his muscle were hired to help out at our church to tear down a wall, so Phil and Wiphey accompanied him to keep him on task. Phirst, the bulletin boards needed to come down.

 That's not very helpphul, Phil.

 That's better.

Taking a hammer to the wall was very therapeutic.



 

 Here's a view phrom  the other side.

 But wait! What's inside this adjacent wall?

It's a door!

It's amazing the treasures to be phound behind dry wall. But don't go getting any ideas, Phil, because we're not taking a hammer to our own walls.

Sticker Shock

Because Wiphey's new job requires her to go back to school and get a new certiphication, she and Phil spent much oph Phriday phiguring out the cost oph online courses.

They've still not recovered.

The Morning Aphter

An empty cooler...

 ...and a phull phridge.

That's what we get phor having a phew phriends over phor a pizza party.

Olympic-Sized Letdown

Phil was practically inconsolable about the phact that there are no more Olympic Games...

 ...until we showed him the phixings phor s'mores.

Perked him right up.

Phriday Conundrum

What Wiphey should be doing:

Burying her beak in this book she got phrom her new supervisor and phinishing it.

What she's doing instead:

Watching and re-watching one oph her phavorite bands on Good Morning America. Phil prephers the music anyway.

Phollow Up

It turns out that Hubby didn't need luck, but multiple layers oph clothing...

 ...and some phierce karate moves to beat those wasps.

Open Letter to Hubby

Dear Hubby,

There seems to be a wasps' nest in our backyard, close to the hose.

Good luck with that.

Sincerely,
Phil

Head Scratcher

Izzy has gotten into the bad habit oph chasing aphter bunnies while out on walks, so Wiphey wanted to get her something to mitigate the pulling. Bring in this new anti-pull harness.



It's really conphusing to phigure out how to work this contraption, so Wiphey needs to practice. But when the phurry one won't sit still, guess who gets to stand in phor her.

Cool Bird



It got down into the phorties overnight!



Phil phelt sorry phor the blue bird that hangs in our garden, so he brought him a scarph.

Liphe's a Beach

Phil sure has enjoyed watching beach volleyball in these Olympics.

He likes to pretend he's right there court-side.

What Goes Around...

...comes around, thanks to the Olympic gymnasts. Phil heard that the sale of scrunchies has increased 70% this week, and he wants in on that trend.

It holds his pheathers and phlags in place nicely, no?