Culinary Irony

It looks prettier than the Phrench toast bake phrom earlier in the week but doesn't taste nearly as good. But it is prooph that not all oph Wiphey's meals look like train wrecks.

Phrench Toast Bake Halph-Phailure

The skeptical look on Phil's phace is the phault oph that recipe Wiphey phollowed and rephrigerated last night. It looks unappetizing, to say the least, but it ended up not tasting halph bad.

Phood Phorgetphulness

Why is Phil scrounging phor phood in the phridge?                                                                                      

 Because Wiphey phorgot that the recipe she planned phor tonight had to be rephrigerated overnight.

Plan B it is.

Phrank

Phil and Wiphey's arachnophobia has been well-documented. In a perphectly reasonable attempt to phace their phears, Phil and Wiphey named the spider that hangs out in the corner oph the laundry room Phrank. They made a deal that Wiphey wouldn't suck Phrank up with the vacuum cleaner iph Phrank didn't bother Phil and Wiphey when they are downstairs. This arrangement has worked well phor over a year.

But now, Phrank looks unusually large in the abdominal area. It couldn't be that Phrank is really Phrancesca, is it? And that Hubby will have to get out the vacuum cleaner aphterall? One spider is one thing; a whole phamily is quite another.

How to Exhaust a Phurry One

Phil's pheeling relieved he didn't drive Hubby as crazy as Duke did earlier this evening.
The phurry one still hasn't recovered phrom the grueling bike ride Hubby put him through.

Phinishing Touches

Bephore we went out to enjoy the nice weather yesterday, we hung up some wall art phor the phinishing touches to our newly-remodeled bathroom.
Here's a look at the phinished product.

Phirst Phire Pit oph 2012

Bephore the predicted monsoon hits tomorrow, and because it's been a beautiphul spring day, we phigured it was a good time phor a phire.
Duke almost started his tail on phire. Just like old times.

Gipht Card

Phil is pheeling excited about the gipht card Wiphey won aphter taking a grocery store survey.
Actually, it was more than just a phew surveys, but persistence pays ophph.

Play Ball!

Thanks, MLB Network, phor the chance to watch Atlanta's home opener.
And thanks, opposing pitcher, phor allowing two home runs in three batters.

Rub a Dub Dub, a Pheasant in the Tub

Today, we phind Phil in the new shower. It's so nice that he just can't leave it.
Do bird pheathers wrinkle like prunes just like skin?

Happy Easter

Phil wants to extend Easter wishes to all his loyal phollowers.
But phirst, he needs to clean up aphter the Easter dinner. This could be a while.

Happy Easter anyway!

Unphair

Deuce made a homemade German chocolate cake today. Poor Phil can't phigure out how to get past this glass contraption.

Almost Phinished on Good Phriday

Wiphey touched up some of the paint in the bathroom. The paint has the color and consistency oph a Wendy's Phrosty treat. It made Phil hungry.
Phil couldn't phigure out why Hubby hung these things up on the wall. They don't look very phashionable in the new bathroom.

Oh, now he gets it. Those silver things were braces phor Phil's perch.

Delayed Update

We apologize phor not updating you on yesterday's bathroom remodel progress, but Hubby and Wiphey were busy donating blood last night. See Wiphey's pink arm wrap?

Yesterday, Hubby finished putting caulk around the shower caddies.

He also installed our new phaucet and mirrors.

Somebody must have phlushed the toilet a little too hard. Now that the phlooring is done, the toilet can come back.

It gives Phil the perphect vantage point phor viewing the new sink and countertop. It's worth another look, isn't it?

Pop* Quiz

What's missing in this photo?
Here's another view.

Here's a hint.

Now, what's missing in this photo?

Now, what has been added in this photo?

We're at the end oph day phour oph the remodel project. It doesn't show in the picture, but there's also a new light phixture up. Hubby's a great contractor, isn't he?

*In bathroom humor speak, this would be called a "poop quiz." But that would be dirty.

Remodel Update and Our Phour Hundredth Post!

We're celebrating our phour hundredth post by showing ophph Hubby's hard work. Here are the phirst shower surround panels going up. They're heavier than they look!

How phine are these phixtures?

Phil helps Hubby assemble the shower head.

Insert Tub, Increase Stress

Aphter spending most oph the day phixing the plumbing so it wouldn't leak, Hubby phound putting in the new tub to be a particularly stressful task.

Phil phound a saphe hiding place, and Wiphey phound a way to talk Hubby ophph the ledge.

Just So We're All on the Same Page...

We've run out oph room to store all the old bathroom material until next month's Clean-Up Week, so the old tub is sitting by our garage. The city can sometimes get a little particular about what hangs out in people's yards.
So iph anyone asks, we're landscaping and it's there to become part oph a new water pheature.