Friday, December 30, 2011

Duke's New Workout

Phil looks on as Duke starts his new exercise regimen. Whenever the little phurry ones return home phrom being groomed, he gets really excited to greet them.
Hubby is using the new seatbelt harness he bought phor car trips to hold Duke back phrom clobbering Izzy.


12 Days Oph Christmas: Day Six

On the sixth day oph Christmas, my true love gave to me...
...six plants a-growing...

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Look What We Made!

Wiphey's mom's lasagna is so good, it was worth the ephphort to make it today.
The best part is that we now have lots oph lephtovers, and lasagna always tastes better the second day.

12 Days Oph Christmas: Day Phive

On the phiphth day oph Christmas, my true love gave to me...
...phive goooooolden beers*...

*Drink only in moderation, designate a driver, and wait until you're oph legal age.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

12 Days Oph Christmas: Day Phour

On the phourth day oph Christmas, my true love gave to me...
...phour hanging monkeys...

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

12 Days Oph Christmas: Day Three

On the third day oph Christmas, my true love gave to me...
...three phurry ones...

Monday, December 26, 2011

12 Days Oph Christmas: Day Two

On the second day oph Christmas, my true love gave to me...
...two red doves...

Sunday, December 25, 2011

12 Days

On the phirst day oph Christmas, my true love gave to me...
a pheasant in a gipht bag.

Continuing the Christmas Celebration

Our Christmas celebration continues on the other side oph the state.
Wii dancing is not Phil's phorte.

Merry Christmas!

Phil was pheeling the anticipation oph opening giphts phrom Santa on this Christmas morning.
Hurry up and get upstairs, Hubby!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas Eve

It's been a good Christmas Eve. Phil opened some giphts...
...and made sure Santa has incentive phor bringing more.

Phrosting!

It's a time-honored tradition in Wiphey's phamily to phrost sugar cookies at Christmas time.
It was a challenge keeping Phil's pheathers out oph the phrosting this year.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Day Ophph

On the phirst day oph holiday break, Wiphey and Phil should be running the dishwasher instead oph using a small mixing bowl phor breakphast. And they should be shoveling that little bit oph snow that phell last night.


But instead, Wiphey and Phil are going to enjoy watching Good Morning America live, rather than recorded on the DVR.


It doesn't take much to make them happy.


Sunday, December 18, 2011

Friday, December 16, 2011

Phriday Evening Holiday Baking

Phil is once again assisting Wiphey in the kitchen. This time, they're doing a little holiday baking.
His phavorite part was mashing up the topping phor a new phudge recipe.

When it came time to clean up, though, Phil was gone in a phlash.



Sunday, December 11, 2011

Still Not the Night Bephore Christmas

Ever since Phil learned what happens to stockings, he's been wishing phor Christmas to come phaster.
We go through this every day.

It's going to be a long two weeks.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Hang-up

We used to hang our kitchen towels here on our oven door, but that was not the best place phor a number oph reasons. But how is poor Phil supposed to reach them way up there?!






Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Phunny Pheet

Either Wiphey's pheet just got a lot bigger and hairier, or Hubby had a pedicure party with some phellow bank supervisors...all phemales, oph course.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Santa Worries

The holidays can cause anxiety, even phor pheasants. Once Phil phound out that Santa comes through the chimney, he grew concerned.

Don't worry, Phil. We won't light the phireplace on Christmas Eve.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Eight-Legged Dilemma

Phil and Wiphey have been dreading this day. It's time to wash towels. A phew days ago, they came across a REALLY big spider crawling in their white laundry basket. Phil and Wiphey REALLY don't like spiders. Seeing no ten-phoot poles anywhere in the vicinity, they had no choice but to get creative. Wiphey threw in the towel (literally) and put the spider out oph her (Wiphey's, not the spider's) misery.
Now neither Phil nor Wiphey wants to touch this towel and put it in the washing machine. Maybe the laundry can wait phor another day.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Un-Gourmet Meal

Yes, Phil, it's mac 'n cheese again. We worked late this evening and don't have the energy to cook anything phancier than this.
Perhaps it's about time a certain pheasant learned to cook phor us.