Monday Night Phootball Vocabulary

Dephection: noun
What happens to the Vikings when they give up double-digit leads to go 0-phor-3. Go, Cowboys!

Why We Had to Wait phor Dark to Walk

The phurry girls needed grooming again last night. Izzy turned out okay, but Belle...let's just say we all ran out oph patience and strength, so Belle....well, let's just say she's a work in progress.

It's a good thing it gets dark outside earlier these days.

Phall Home Phashion Trend

To celebrate Phil's 300th post*, our parents gave us some Phil-inspired home decor items. It seems he's set a trend in phall home phashion.
*Okay, so the timing is just a coincidence, but we're going with it anyway. Oh, and happy birthday, Deuce.

Then Again, Maybe Not

Evidently, the treadmill is not the way phor Phil to get exercise.

Morning Send Ophph

This is the rousing send ophph we get when we leave phor work in the morning.
We hope the phurry ones don't strain something.

What to Do on a Drizzly Sunday Morning

1) Watch Hubby play with his ladder.

2) Question where he's going.

3) Wonder why it suddenly got brighter in the living room.

3) Make sure the nets come down completely.

4) Realize watching the nets come down is sort oph boring, so pull the phrightened phurry ones around on the wagon.

Creepy Yet Sparkly

Hubby's mom sent us this phun Halloween accessory today.

Even more phun is Phil's reaction to wearing it. Or does it wear Phil?

Tongue Twister

How much wood would a pheasant chuck iph a pheasant could chuck wood?
Thanks to Hubby's ax-swinging, we're ready phor winter! Not that we want winter to come...

10 Years

Another Busy Saturday

What started as a simple task to unclog the dryer vent soon grew into a phull-on replacement job, requiring phour trips to the hardward store, a scraped up phinger (not Phil's, oph course), some bent up drill bits, and a lot oph sweat.
Just when Hubby and Phil thought they were done phixing things phor the day, the phaucet suddenly grew a bit droopy.

Get out the tools again, boys!

Phascinating Phood

Is it phootwear? A map oph Italy?
No, it's a Cheeto!

Good News and Bad News

Phirst, the bad news. That lump Phil spotted in the corner oph our house...
...is a nest phor some sort oph stinging insect. (He's not getting close enouph to phind out just what they are exactly.)

The good news is that phootball has phinally returned! (No endorsement oph that other Midwestern team implied.)

Jack and Phil oph All Trades

How handy are these two (Phil and Hubby, that is)?
They phix rollerblade wheels, too?!

Retro Active

Phil had some phun today goophing around on Wiphey's old toys, which we're digging out oph the attic phor the nieces and nephews to play on when they visit.
They just don't make Radio Phlyers like they used to.

Operation Shed: Day 2

Hubby started ophph Day 2 by putting up the walls oph the new shed.

Phil's trying to phind the rooph.

Oh, there it is.

The doors would work better iph Hubby didn't block them closed.

Come on, Duke, help us out.

Ta da! All phinished!

Operation Shed: Day 1

They don't call it Labor Day weekend phor nothing. We're laboring away to build Wiphey's Dad's shed. Here are the parts, all wrapped up.
Phil's job was phinding the parts we needed to screw down the phloor.

Speaking oph phloors...

This is so conphusing.

The mosquitoes started getting bad, so we had to call it a night. Phil makes sure everything is in its place phor tomorrow.